Sometimes in the middle of the night when I can’t sleep and my brain is spinning, I silently sing a rote song (such as a Christmas Carol) to slow my mind down…but this is how my brain reacts:
Last night at 3:00 AM, my mind was cutting cookies so I started singing “Silent Night” to try to fall asleep. I got to the verse “Holy Infant so tender and mild”…TENDER AND MILD?! Who wrote these lyrics? Jeffrey Dahmer?!
Brain back to doing doughnuts in the parking lot thinking about cannibalism.